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Cyberpunk 2077 Review: Peak Preem
I'm AWARE that I was too close to the microphone, THANK YOU.
Cyberpunk 2077: store.steampowered.com/app/1091500/Cyberpunk_2077/
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00:00 Intro
01:23 Premise
01:51 Graphics and Art Style
02:51 Sound and Music
03:46 Gameplay
08:12 RPG Mechanics
11:22 Criticism / Mods
13:21 Story
14:18 I'm Tired of Celebrities Stop Putting Them in Games
17:02 Slang
17:22 More Story
18:23 Conclusion
19:07 Credits
Cyberpunk 2077: store.steampowered.com/app/1091500/Cyberpunk_2077/
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00:00 Intro
01:23 Premise
01:51 Graphics and Art Style
02:51 Sound and Music
03:46 Gameplay
08:12 RPG Mechanics
11:22 Criticism / Mods
13:21 Story
14:18 I'm Tired of Celebrities Stop Putting Them in Games
17:02 Slang
17:22 More Story
18:23 Conclusion
19:07 Credits
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Bioshock Infinite Review: Shock the Irish™ | Become Racist™
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The "fanart" is pretty good, at least. Bioshock Infinite: store.steampowered.com/app/8870/BioShock_Infinite/ Support the Channel: www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire 00:00 Intro 01:05 Premise 01:32 Fixes and Technical Issues 02:11 Graphics and Art Design 02:30 Gameplay 03:57 The Woman™ 06:24 They Ran Out of Budget 09:05 Writing 18:18 The """fanart...
Trepang² Review²: Exponential² Arousal²
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ERASE YOUR LIGHT (and everyone else's) I have many words for this game, and I can't put any of them in the description. Suffice to say, this game gets me goin. Trepang²: store.steampowered.com/app/1164940/Trepang2/ Support the Channel: www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire 00:00 Intro 00:18 Premise 00:42 GRAFFIX 01:15 Sound Design 01:57 Music 02:09 ...
Marvel Snap Review: Really Makes You FEEL Like Iron Man™
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Oh boy looks it's Marvel Product 2384™, except it's like... Fun? And good??? Whaaaat??? Marvel Snap: store.steampowered.com/app/1997040/MARVEL_SNAP/ Support the Channel: www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire 00:00 Intro 00:35 Basic Rules 02:15 The SNAP™ 03:46 Aesthetic Design 04:16 Where's da Nuance? 05:08 Collection System (Pure Genius) 07:29 Themi...
Yakuza 7 Review Part 1: Essence of Schizophrenia
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NO I'M NOT CALLING IT LIKE A DRAGON YOU CAN'T MAKE ME Yakuza 7: store.steampowered.com/app/1235140/Yakuza_Like_a_Dragon/ Support the Channel: www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire 00:00 Intro 01:30 The World's Greatest Dad Joke 03:16 Graphics 03:49 Art Design and UI 04:29 Sound and Music 05:22 Yes we're still collecting dads 07:10 Turn-cringe combat...
Total Warhammer 3 Review: Destroy Elves™ | Nuke The French™
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Now that Immortal Empires is out, we can take a look at the entire Total War: Warhammer series. Spoiler alert: it's fun. Total Warhammer III: store.steampowered.com/app/1142710/Total_War_WARHAMMER_III/ Support the Channel: www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire Ko-Fi supporter that I forgot to put in the credits because I'm a FOOL: Windows 7 00:00 In...
Yakuza Dead Souls Review: 🇺🇸U.S.A.!💥U.S.A.!🔫U.S.A.!🇺🇸
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Today we're checking out Yakuza: Dead Souls, AKA: The Worst Yakuza Game™. However, the game has Akiyama, so it can't be bad. It's also Majima's first playable appearance but who cares. Support the Channel: www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire 00:00 Intro 01:49 Premise 02:36 Í̶͛ ̴͕̯̂͌A̷̰͆M̶͎͛ ̴̧͓̇͠L̵̤̆Ĭ̵̙̫͋Ṿ̵̀I̷̬̋̍Ň̷̲̥G̸͔̓ ̸̧̥̈̎I̸̗͆̊N̴͚̋̿ ̴̭̀Y̸̅...
Dying Light Review: Dropkick Children™ | Save the World™
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COFFEE CHEETOS CHICKEN But like, it's surprisingly fun. Dying Light: store.steampowered.com/app/239140/Dying_Light/ Support the Channel: www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire 00:00 Intro 00:54 Premise 01:41 Visuals 02:32 Sound Design 03:13 Music 03:48 Gameplay 08:21 The Level Designers are Bad People 10:28 Writing 14:16 POV: you are watching a Toast...
FTL Review: It’s Only a "War Crime" If You Lose
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I'm really pushin my luck with this one aren't I. FTL is an incredible game about an impossible mission in the depths of space, where nobody can hear you scream. They also can't hear you profiteering off the rebellion soooo... FTL Faster Than Light: store.steampowered.com/app/212680/FTL_Faster_Than_Light/ The Multiverse Mod: subsetgames.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35332 Support the Channel: www.p...
Minecraft Review: The Happiest Accident
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It's Minecraft. Do you really need a video description to tell you what Minecraft is? Support the Channel: www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire EXTRA PATRON THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE CREDITS BUT WASN'T BECAUSE I'M A FOOL: Senor Goof 00:00 Intro 01:33 Background 02:43 Graphics and Artstyle 04:48 Music and Sound Design (but mostly music) 07:10 Mine(...
Vanquish Review: The Cover-BASED Shooter
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Gears of War is cover-based? More like cover-CRINGE. Move over old man, I've got a game about going fast and asking questions later. What was the story about? Who cares! I had a lot of fun sliding around with my rocket thighs. Vanquish: store.steampowered.com/app/460810/Vanquish/ Support the Channel :) www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire 00:00 Int...
Creeper World 3 Review: Prepare to Drown Edition™ | Featuring Dripte from the Devil May Drip Series
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What do Bloons, building sandcastles at the beach, and quantum universe bifurcation all have in common? I'm... Not sure. But Creeper World 3 is a fantastic tower defense game. Creeper World 3: store.steampowered.com/app/280220/Creeper_World_3_Arc_Eternal/ Support the Channel :) www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire 00:00 Intro 00:09 Game Premise 00:...
Crusader Kings 2 Review: Chaos is a Ladder
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The most realistic Human Behavior Simulator on the market today! Crusader Kings 2 puts you in the shoes of a random noble in the Medieval period. Since these were the good ‘ol days of nepotism, competency is not guaranteed, and everyone is only in it for themselves. Will you successfully navigate this dense political climate? Or will you merely be another rung in someone else’s scramble for pow...
MGR Reviewgeance: Solve EVERYTHING With Violence™ (Part 2)
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Welcome to my new expose of the military industrial complex I hope you enjoy your stay. I worked very hard on this video pls share it with your fellow MGR enjoyers :) Metal Gear Rising: store.steampowered.com/app/235460/METAL_GEAR_RISING_REVENGEANCE/ Support the Channel :) www.patreon.com/toastoffire Support the Channel Without Fees: ko-fi.com/toastoffire 00:00 The Ripper 00:57 Monsoon 04:11 Th...
MGR Reviewgeance: Solve EVERYTHING With Violence™ (Part 1)
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I got this game because of the memes, and now I see exactly why this game is so timeless. It's all about the memes: the DNA of the soul. Actually that line isn't in this video its in part 2. I worked very hard on this video pls share it with your fellow MGR enjoyers :) Metal Gear Rising: store.steampowered.com/app/235460/METAL_GEAR_RISING_REVENGEANCE/ Support the Channel :) www.patreon.com/toas...
EDF 4.1 Review: High-Explosive Insecticide
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EDF 4.1 Review: High-Explosive Insecticide
Republic Commando Review: The First Person Pointer
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Republic Commando Review: The First Person Pointer
Europa Universalis 4 Review: "Find" America™ | Ruin Everything™
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Europa Universalis 4 Review: "Find" America™ | Ruin Everything™
Disco Elysium Review: A Pinnacle of the Genre
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Disco Elysium Review: A Pinnacle of the Genre
Call of Juarez Gunslinger Review: Brainless Shooter Heaven
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Call of Juarez Gunslinger Review: Brainless Shooter Heaven
Cruelty Squad Review: So Good It's... Good.
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Cruelty Squad Review: So Good It's... Good.
Doom Eternal Review: Welcome to the Fun Zone
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Doom Eternal Review: Welcome to the Fun Zone
Darkest of Days: High-Caliber Revisionism
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Darkest of Days: High-Caliber Revisionism
Teardown Review: From Gimmick to Gameplay
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Teardown Review: From Gimmick to Gameplay
Eyes of Heaven Review: The Epitome of Fanservice
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Eyes of Heaven Review: The Epitome of Fanservice
West of Loathing Review: Cowboys, Hellcows, and Comedy
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West of Loathing Review: Cowboys, Hellcows, and Comedy
So many fu***. It would look less moronic if it was spoken in english.
Absolute art... CYBER ART. Now for a rant. This is why I hate UA-cam, because someone will make a masterpiece like this and not get a drop of views, while someone with windows movie maker editing and brick wall level of charisma will be getting millions on each WEEKLY upload.
My first character got cut while climbing through a broken window and bled to death in her car trying to get home.
"I don't have friends, so I only have one story to share." Oof. That hit home. I feel like this game would be more fun with people
Are you ever going to make a Dying Light 2 video?
Good girl now bend over
Waiter, waiter! More yakuza!
6:14 funnily enough, the reason why England was so powerful was because they had a very advanced and efficient taxation policy, meaning despite being smaller and less populated than other medieval kingdoms, their kings were usually richer
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Finally managed to get a physical copy for my PS3. Still somewhat fun. Although (because psn is dead and I can’t download the free dlc items) the grinding for certain items is nigh on insufferable. I was practically pulling my hair out trying to get aggro medals and fattie forks for half of my play through. Still I agree. The only other complaint I have with the game is that idk if it’s my controller or what, but sometimes when I’m in over the shoulder (L1) mode, the camera will just straight up not want to go to the left, which has gotten me stuck a few times. Despite all that though, while it is a weird black sheep and a low point for the series, I still consider it to be an alright game.
Eu4 was partially responsible for the horrific initial downward trajectory of my college career.
Communication :)
Just finished and you nailed it. I honestly couldn't believe they flipped the story that way, but then I remembered "oh, wait, this is primarily for a Western audience" and it made sense that it makes no sense.
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Thank you. Wife n I play a lot borderlands. Grabbed this. For a few weekends thinking about getting 6.
That's a nice mirror edge reference here.
Just discovered. Via seeth description. Hope you can live from it and make me merry from time to time.
It's been 2 years from Build 41 AHHHHHHHHH
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Only just now discoverd your video, the moment i see that someone actually contacted one of the devs i know its gonna be a good video
The most important thing said in this video… DONT PRE-ORDER!!! The industry won’t learn if they keep getting away with incomplete games the masses blindly pre-order.
"2d sprites to 3d models" they're still @D, just much much higher resolution.
14:24 A work of art, good sir!
YOU CAN PUT A FORK IN THE MICROWAVE TURN IT ON AND IT WILL START A FIRE!!!
I bought the game a 3 days ago and I already have 60 hours
I think CD project ay some point realized that they couldn't make the RPG that they wanted too and said "F it this game is af (without the bugs) we're gonna push it anywys." I'm glad they took that route.
Funniest review I’ve seen in a while👏🏿
Hey did you tried kicking Sylvan's ass? And how many seconds passed before your own ass was being kicked?
I will always be grateful to Infinite for its contributions to the 3D NSFW animation industry.
god these poorly imitated sseth-style reviews are getting so old
FTL Multiverse where the war crimes are cranked to "breaking the Geneva convention like how bane broke batman's back" and "where even your ship is more segregated then evere"
How addictive is CW3? I'm watching a video of the game I'm currently taking a 15 minute break from
Best game
This game needs a reboot so bad
This could be a promising franchise if redone right
14:49 Just as Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, I care not from where the skull throne originates.
i want to see gameplay now
Just finished getting all achievements, such a nice game
Reminds me of one of my play throughs where I crashed our Oshkosh into a literal wall of walkers, then I ditched the truck, got lucky and bobbed and weaved. Then my group and I have to recover said Oshkosh using the RV as a redneck BMP1.
Multiverse is coop and all, but it suddenly stopped working (loading screen stuck not working) and so I had to delete it. Now I play FTL vanilla and it's just as good. Might download multivesre again but I'm content with vanilla right now
Have you checked if the mods are up to date or if theres anything missing
@@crimsononaut_in_space well they were not but but were working fine anyways, and nothing was missing, and updating did nothing
Smiley face =)
I really liked the idea of this game. I agree with you that it would be interesting to see some battles without gun powder. Time travel stories always have such good what if potential.
BESTIE WHERES PART 2 IT’S BEEN A YEAR
IM SORRY IVE BEEN BUSY 😭😭😭
@@Toastoffire100 LOOKING FORWARD TO IT CAUSE THE YAKUZA VIDEOS ARE FUNNY AS HELL IM SURPRISED TO SEE YOU’RE NOT LIKE A RLLY HUGE CHANNEL CAUSE THE EDITING AND COMMENTARY IS JUST >>>
fun fact: elisabeth caused a leap in animation technology
Honestly, Porn games where the porn is a reward I think is better than, any incident = porn (lookin at you MGQ), not to mention the reductionism of boiling to a Skinner Box.
Hey someone who dosent use the shitty ai generated subtitles
12:55 thats fucking GORBINO
Shame not mentioning the soundtrack. This has some of the most memorable music I know of. Sticks in your head, waiting to be reawakened.
Yeah i actually really like that they included the "easy way out" ending, it can really speak to some people. And the calls ypu get after are devestating